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14

Apr

how to fat

bringtheruckuss:

  • cargo shorts
  • ranch on everything
  • never pass up a water fountain
  • puka shell necklace, bitch
  • shirt at the beach
  • always turn up the A/C when you take a shit
  • always got to shit
  • perform abortions with your fuckin’ mind
  • always suspicious of wicker furniture
  • knee cleavage
  • keep an open can of wet cat food around because you love the smell
  • denim shorts
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